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Tuesday, 20 December 2011

SMEXY

SMEXY is a new soap product made especially for man who having a hard time taking a bath or in some case just lazy. Other than it is like normal soap to clean your body, and an additional ingredient was introduce to the soap that cause women around you would sexually attracted to you. Might as well we leave it as a secret for now.


With SMEXY soap, you don't have to be single for the rest of your life. Need to find a date or maybe two from the club? Use SMEXY when you bath and get ready to party all night long with the ladies in the club.


The soap comes in liquid form and comes in 350ml bottles and 550ml bottle. The price is varied between RM 14.99 to RM 20.99 in store.
The soap comes with a warning though; use only once a day or suffer the consequent own your own. An ingredient call Androstadienone or androsta-4, 16, -dien-3-one was put into the mix. This ingredient will affect the mood heterosexual women and homosexual men, it does not alter behavior overtly, although it may have more subtle effects on attention.


So, what more reasons needed to not buy this product? And one more thing, its on sale in every major store outlet near your city.

*For more info or to purchase the product e-mail us at smexy@yahoo.com. The woman and the soap are sold separately.


*Created by ravezon for academic purpose, it is not real but in the future it might be real.*

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Regrets...

Have you ever have any regrets in your life? If you don't have any regrets, it is either you are happy with your current life or you just playing hard to catch. If you do have any regrets about your life, find someone to talk to or you can talk to me if you want it, I'm a very VERY good listener and also a very good at keeping secrets even dirty secrets. I know you might have some doubt about it, even still, if i promise to keep that secrets, i will honor that promise even if my life is in danger. Having said that, let me tell the world what my regrets are. People says that regrets didn't come now but later. It is true for better or worst. When I was young, my ambition when I grow up is being a soldier. Not countryman soldier, not for nations but for the world. I want to be a soldier that save people from harm without killing a single soul. Mortally wounded is unavoidable when is war, you only kill when you have to. If you can lower their morals, it is good enough already. Well the optional quest in that was to be the best general ever that can stop all wars out there. But when I started to learn about history of war, I started to have regret. You know what I wish for that time? I wish I was born at that time where I can do more and be more than what the current world can offer. I wish i was Julius Ceasar or at least one of his officer in his army, or at least before the year before 1950s. There's a lot of big war where the chances of dying is 1 out of 10 or worst 1 out of 5, but the current war is like 1 out of 50. It's not very good examples either, I know. Still, trying to plan on how i can be there to help with disaster of any sort like being with the red cross is good enough I think. That was a soldier dreams regrets.


My next regrets was the hardest for me. Studies, healthy life, being rich, falling in love is one thing, having a relationship is totally some heavy thing for me. From the outside, I can be as hard as a diamond but inside, it is ready to crumble, cracks are all over my diamond heart. I use to put up the tough guy face when seeing my friends having a relationship all that. I smile, I laugh, also sympathy for them when their broke up.Sometime I end up being a counselor for them. Still, even though some of the guys going out with a girl that I like, I'm still support them even going as far as praying for their happiness for my sake, thinking that I maybe won't be able to make her happy but if he can make her happy then I pray for their happiness. Like all of us, I too have someone who for me that she will be the one I be marry when I grow up, she was my everything that I willing to trade my life for her, go to hell and back to earth to save her, jump in front of a bullet for her. But when I was 10, my family have to move away from that place. Since then, I never was able to see her, her smile that melts my heart, her cute voice when he talk to me. I miss all that about her. You know it is much more harder for me to bare the sadness when i'm having dreams about her for 3 whole months non-stops as if I was still around her in those dreams. Sitting on the bench, both of us was talking , laughing as if I haven't more from that place. In addition for that, I didn't have the chance to tell her how I feel for her. Let me give you her name just in case she happen to be reading this blog of mine. Her name was Liau Siau Ching. She was from Sandakan, Sabah, Malaysia. My home town where I was born. We were in the same school since we were 4 or 5 years old. So in other words, I know her about 5 or 6 years till we were 10 that i have to move out. Then there the 10 years of loneliness for me. Its not that I can't find someone to replace her, is just that I don't have any guts to do so. After all, when you promise yourself that she is the only one that you want to grow old with, have children with, you can't simply say that that promise was made only for that time only and now it is just another stupid fairy tales in the first place. And plus, I already make an offering to Jesus Christ and along with that prayer should I broke that promise I make to you ,oh Lord my God, i'm willing to take any punishment for that even death by your own hand. So with that prayer do you still thinking to break it? Well I probable already broke that promise once when i end up liking another girl. For that, I end up with 10 years of loneliness of being alone for breaking it. A punishment by God himself or maybe I just punishing myself to breaking that promise. Who knows. That 10 years of loneliness is just some punishment but it was actually 10 years after that I somehow get girlfriend. I might want to call it that she was my first ever girlfriend or my first relationship i have, however, we know each other through yahoo messenger. I think I have some clue that when most people read this and say this is not a real relationship if you can't meet her in person. Her name was Glory Ann at the time.She was from Taipei, Taiwan. If you ask me how far was that information was true? Well the name wasn't true because that was the name she tell me when we first chat with each other. The location part was true cause I usually ask the time was at her place so that I can know which part of the timeline was close to that place and it is true that the time and location was indeed correct. I still keep that messages history in my external hard-drive if you want the prove from day 1 till the last day of our relationship. But as my promise to her, the messages and her real name this time I won't be able to give out or should I say out of respect for her, I won't give it out to anyone even the revealing photos she gave to me during that time period. Well simply to say, because of her not telling me the whole truth about her status as well, I end up being a smoker because she made me break one of ten commandments of Christian that wish so hard not to do so. Thou Shall Not Covey Thy Neighbor's Wife. I only know that when the day that she wants to break up with me she told me that she already have a baby and by next week of that day she was getting married to that bastard who impregnant her. At that day, I felt my life was being thrown down the drain. Get really drunk and crying because of that. At the same night I get drunk, she make one last video call to me to say she was sorry for doing that to me and wish to be friends again. I still can remember it as if it was yesterday. At that time I was 20. And now, I'm still consider her as my best friend even though we hardly even talk or chat with each other. So do you feel my regrets now. Since then, I watch many anime, read many japanese manga and you know what I wish for now? I wish that I had live like in the stories that i read in manga. I really do wish I was born in Japan or Korea or at the least somewhere far from my current place cause I wish I had some memories like walking with a girl at the park, or at the beach...going holiday together to Okinawa during summer. Something like that. Even so, it is better to love these two girls and suffer than not loving them at all. Still, a regret is a regret.


If you tell me "why the hell was I punishing myself for when there tons of fishes swimming in the sea, just put down your fishing line and catch a new fish", I will tell you this "even though i wish i can go to the sea to catch a new one, I cannot do that now. Right now the only place I can catch my fish is almost as small as a small aquarium. It it true that women population in the world have overrun men by 7 to 1. But let me narrow it down to the real number. In that 7 women, 3 of them are already have a relationship so considering my habits of not sealing away someone girlfriend or wife, my chances are now down to 4 out of 7. 1 of them are probably Muslim but since the government in Malaysia are way too crazy about it going as far as putting them in jail for any Muslim who convert into other religions so I have to excluded them out and now my chances are 3 out of 7. Again 1 of them are probably already age around 10 to 13 years older than me so I have to take them out again. Now is 2 out of 7. Hei, maybe I still have some chances but you know what? In that 2 women, 1 of them are lesbian. Hmm, who would though about that. So in the end, my chances are about 1 out of 7 if I stay longer in this country. Just hopefully that 1 woman out of 7 can prevent me from leaving this country to find a job in Japan or Korea (personally I prefer Japan, the land of mangas, animes, cosplays, and best of all, hentais. Hehe). Maybe if I move there in 4 or 5 years time. Oh I wish on the shooting star that I can get there before I have a girlfriend in these 5 years time ;-p.